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Brandon. 23. US Army Sergeant. Happily married to 419gotaminutee.
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flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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(via officialwhitegirls)

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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(via thecellopirate)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via epic-humor)

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: vicepresidentgay, via officialwhitegirls)

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