I've seen some shit, done some things mannnn
Brandon. 23. US Army Sergeant. Happily married to 419gotaminutee.
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if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

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waking up:haha fuck


white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

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crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

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Going to respond to all criticism with “I’m Kanye West, that doesn’t make any sense.”


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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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