I've seen some shit, done some things mannnn
Brandon. 23. US Army Sergeant. Happily married to 419gotaminutee.
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septumpiercings:

skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

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Heh. 

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Teacher:How much is a gram?
Me:Shit, Depends on what you want..

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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lust-and-ramblings:

His parents are adorable

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

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The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

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supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

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legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

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